For summer after glorious summer, Australia’s population has grown accustomed to the ritualised cricketing humiliation of frightened opposition under our harsh, southern sun. But now, our summer is under threat. Rohit Sharma’s men arrive wanting to own us on the field, off the field, and online. Should we roll over for our powerful counterparts? Should we cede our summer? The answer, resoundingly, is yes. Preferably in US dollars.

After gracing New York’s Broadway stage, and with our best guest line-up to date, This live show tour promises to be The Grade Cricketer‘s most skewering yet.

TLDR; “Have a sook” versus “Cry More”: it’s guaranteed to end in tears.